heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”